Doubting Thomas

Our lizard eyed Prime Minister expelled some poison from his venom sacks to the Canadian press corps this week. Suckling on the teat of the Republican party, our new government has decided that Canadian reporters have to sign a paper requesting the ability to question the PM instead of the traditional way of reporters asking in the order they arrive. Harper, whole being interviewed for a radiocast verbally shat on the press saying that they had a definate liberal bias.
"WE must change this so system so that the message gets out without filtration," he said, before unhinging his lower awy and inhaling a live pig. Undetered, the Canadian media shaved their testicals, shorn and waxed them and dangled them in heavy defiance by boycotting the PM's briefings. The CBC, wanting to address the issue, reaninmated decagenariain Helen Thomas long enough for her to comment on the situation.
"Thre press' job isn't to be well liked," her ghostly voiced coughed, "It's job is to antagonize power. If the prime minister odesn't like the question, he can't always say "no comment". A leader of a decomcrazy is answererable to the people and that's what we do." After the program, she once again returned to her grave beneath the Washington monument.